Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Online Streaming No DownloadingAfter getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount R Release Date Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Jan 25, 2013 Wide | |
| Genres Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : Action & Adventure,Comedy | |
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Actors For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |
| Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas Mann | |
| Genres Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : Action & Adventure,Comedy | |
| Total Vote User Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : Visitor | |
| User Ranting Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 3.6 | |
| User Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 64 % | |
| User Count Like for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 36,163 | |
| All Critics Ranting For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 4.1 | |
| All Critics Count For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 73 | |
| All Critics Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 18 % | |
Review For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |
| I doubt that they had Strike Anywhere matches in the 14th century, and I'm pretty sure nobody said things like "Whatever happens, stay cool." Rex Reed-New York Observer What on Earth are Renner and Arterton doing in this godforsaken thing? Stephanie Zacharek-Village Voice Wirkola tears through "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" with such giddy abandon, it ends up being splattery fanboy fun. Preposterous, clearly, but fun. Tom Russo-Boston Globe For all the perspiration in jazzing up an old yarn, there's not a whiff of originality in how Wirkola engages with the perverse pleasures enshrined by the Grimm brothers, two of their era's shrewdest storytellers. Robert Abele-Los Angeles Times There isn't much swashbuckling chemistry between Mr. Renner and Ms. Arterton, and the script doesn't give them enough of the witty lines that can elevate these types of movies to must-see status ... Neil Genzlinger-New York Times A rarely funny spoof that's heavy on bone-crushing and blood-gushing. Stephanie Merry-Washington Post A half-heartedly conceived, boringly executed, and instantly forgettable feathered-fish for absolutely no one... just bad enough to incite an existential, soul-searching journey wherein we wonder if we are even capable of experiencing joy Simon Miraudo-Quickflix ... a guilty pleasure film... pokes (fun) at pop culture and other similar fantasy action films. Purists and "flim buffs" will want to steer clear... to avoid its taint... Kevin A. Ranson-MovieCrypt.com Uneven in tone and full of action, "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" is an above-average fever dream of a movie that's a grownup nod to a grim fairy tale. Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) A sorry witches' brew of tedium that burns all too slowly, despite its brisk 88 minute running time, there's no trail of enticement (or even breadcrumbs) to lead us into the forest Louise Keller-Urban Cinefile In the 1960s and 70s, violent witch movies offered anti-establishment critiques of fascist witch-hunt intolerance; in 2013, a violent witch movie asks the audience to cheer the torture of suspects and to affirm the slaughter of 'the other' as escapism. John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) First there was Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Now there's Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Neither of them deserved to be mentioned again. John Wirt-Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) Just another entry in Bland Fairy Tale Theater, a shapeless riff on those hapless German siblings with the worst parents ever. Scott Wold-Paste Magazine Hansel and Gretel is a bloody mess. Charles Koplinski-Illinois Times [A] craptastic orgy of gore - one that's way better than it has any right to be. Shaula Clark-Boston Phoenix It would be different if Hansel & Gretel were only stupid; that it's also boring is unforgivable. Rob Humanick-Projection Booth A mess on every conceivable front, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is unable to generate so much as a minute of movie magic. Rick Kisonak-Film Threat Who cares what Hansel and Gretel did when they grew up! Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters has the hypnotic allure of a candy-coated house but in reality, it's a diabetic coma. Blake Howard-2UE That Movie Show It is goofy, it is big and ridiculous, and it is fun - until it's not. Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy It's never boring, but it also never gets beyond averagely good. Dominic Corry-Flicks.co.nz What's next, 'The Old Woman who lives in the Shoe - with Shoulder-Fired Rocket Launchers?' Mark Ramsey-MovieJuice! a veritable goldmine of rip-roaring popcorn entertainment, so outrageous in execution yet so disciplined in pacing that it becomes increasingly easier to immerse oneself with each passing second. Katerina Sakkas-FILMINK (Australia) [A] clever setup undercut by repetitive, sometimes jumbled action and comedy that isn't that amusing in the first place. Mark Dujsik-Mark Reviews Movies | |
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